One day Rick and I were having lunch outside, and we made a new friend. You too can influence lizards (for wealth and power, of course) - in 5 easy steps.
He doesn't seem too interested at first.. but..
Everyone knows the way to a lizard's heart is through his stomach. Fortunately, a lizard has a small stomach. So, this incurs only a minimal expense to you, the lizard appreciator. In this picture, we have set the trap with some rice...
He's definitely considering our offering...
I never knew lizards could chew rice. The things one learns overseas.
By this time, Rick and I trained Mr. Lizard to not only be our friend, but also to balance rice on his nose, on command. There you have it, folks.
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